Three Cancer Cells walk into a bar. The Bar my begins crying ridiculously.

I am inside Vancouver, and I've decided that I could never be a city dweller. The magic ticket boxes and super fast locomotives scare me, or more accurately, the people on the super fast locomotives scare me.

But at any rate, I feel I need to address something important to myself. Humor.

I am a satirical person, I won't lie. I make light of damn near everything. From Poop to Cancer. And I have gained and lost friends because of it.
My world view, is that if you can make a joke about something, life won't drag you down as much, so I joke about near everything (there's stuff even I won't touch, despite my boundaries being far, far away from where I stand.)
And even as I have done so, I have experienced a happier life style then before. I am a happier person, and I worry less about stuff people usually worry about.
As I said before, I've lost plenty of friends because of my... style of humor, we could say, but that doesn't change who I am.
I AM WHO I AM, AND NO ONE CAN CHANGE THAT.
I am the master of my own fate, and as much as you may dislike that, you can deal with it.

Keep Calm and Carry on.

Don't Stop Me Now!

Natalie Portman is HAWT.

But that is not all. I am watching Your Highness, and thought I needed to say that.

I've been craving lately. Craving a good RPG, that is not on a console. Meaning, a tabletop RPG. Like Dungeons and Dragons.

Or the Dragon Age Tabletop. That I have. And haven't played yet.

Forever Alone...

~Keep Calm and Carry On

"Hello, my treacherous friends, and thank you for joining me here tonight. I brought you all here to discuss, as I must, how pleasant has been this demise"

I had something to say here. Really.

But now I can't remember what it was. Oh well.