Well, not really, I suppose.
This past weekend (Meaning the weekend of June 17, 2011 to June 19, 2011) I had the opportunity to go to the Calgary Comic and Entertainment Expo with my Cousin #InsertFanfareHere#
Anyhow, I just felt the need to say this:
WHY ARE COMIC NERDS SO SMELLY?
Wait, let's not be cruel like that...
WHY ARE NERDS IN GENERAL SO SMELLY??
I promise you, if you decide to take the three to ten minutes it takes to shower, you're not going to miss anything exciting! If you really need to, wake up that much earlier, so you have time to do that.
I swear, if I ever get a table at a booth, I'm going to get endorsed by Axe or something just so I can hand out free samples of Deoderant to make the experience that much more pleasurable to EVERYONE.
I'll also work with the local Fire Department for "Voluntary Showers."
Meaning, if I have to drag you by the scruff of your neck under the force of a fire hose to make you clean and smell pretty, I damn well am going to do just that!
Because I can.
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